Traffic Combatant Gifts

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The Forever Stamp

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'