Traffic Combatant Pillows

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Forever Stamp

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"