Traffic Lawyer Pillows

"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Family traits.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Driving without a flag?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Bobsled Police.

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

Arcarde Patrol

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Angel with speed camera.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Little deers

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'We aren't on the open plains of the Serengeti now, mate.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'