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"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Family traits.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Driving without a flag?'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

Bobsled Police.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Angel with speed camera.

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Arcarde Patrol

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'We don't have any vehicle registration, do we?'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'We aren't on the open plains of the Serengeti now, mate.'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."