Traffic Warriors Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

We apologize for the inconvenience.

For a speeding ticket in English, please honk once.

Traffic, what you, I and Bill Gates have in common: 'It's not fair! I'm the richest man in the world.'

Christmas Shopping Traffic.

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Family traits.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

The Forever Stamp

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."