Traffic Warriors Pillows

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

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Christmas Shopping Traffic.

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"This can't be good."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile