Traffic-anxiety Warriors Pillows

Girl shouting at children to stop playing in the road

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'