Traffic-anxiety Warriors Mugs

Girl shouting at children to stop playing in the road

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'