Traffic Joker Pillows

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It's my helper trout!"

The Forever Stamp

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Desert Roundabout

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Traffic Jam

Desert Island Roundabout

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

Tedium Tours.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."