Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
Traffic Warriors Gifts
Celebrate the everyday heroes of the road with our collection of fun and clever items for traffic warriors. Perfect for commuters, traffic controllers, or anyone who handles urban chaos with a smile. Our range includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that humorously acknowledge the patience and resilience required to be a traffic warrior. Whether you're shopping for yourself or a friend who is always on the go, these products add a touch of humor to their daily grind.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
For a speeding ticket in English, please honk once.
Traffic, what you, I and Bill Gates have in common: 'It's not fair! I'm the richest man in the world.'
Christmas Shopping Traffic.
"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."
Thru versus Through Traffic
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
Dog Crossing
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'
Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
"We'll get there when we get there!"
"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
Family traits.
'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'
'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'
The Forever Stamp
'That last hill was a bit steep!'
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
Traffic Warriors Gifts Collection
Traffic Warriors Mugs
Explore our range of traffic warrior mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to brighten any commute or office desk.
Traffic Warriors Pillows
Get cozy with our traffic warrior pillows—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any lounge or bedroom.
Traffic Warriors Prints
Decorate with our quirky prints that pay tribute to traffic warriors and their daily urban adventures.
Traffic Warriors T-Shirts
Check out our traffic warrior t-shirts for a fun, stylish way to celebrate those who conquer city streets every day.