Transit Warrior Pillows

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

The Forever Stamp

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Honk if you're holy.

"Still on your left."

Road work next 15 years.

Heavy Traffic.

?50 speed sign

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Damn speed hump!"

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

Academy.

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Hitchhikers

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'