Transit Warrior Mugs

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Still on your left."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Honk if you're holy.

Gymnast's Commute

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Road work next 15 years.

Heavy Traffic.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

GPS flag in road

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

?50 speed sign

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Damn speed hump!"

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Academy.

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"