Trolley Warrior Pillows

To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Still on your left."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

Road signs.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Car Pools.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'