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To avoid a messy disengagement tussle, Roy simply played the hand he was dealt. . .

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Still on your left."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Road signs.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Car Pools.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."