Treadmill Warriors T-Shirts

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Man and dog on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Olympic Torch Training

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'Keep fit.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'That's our group plan.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Academy.

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

At the baby oil factory.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'