Infinite Treadmill Warrior T-Shirts

A runner on an endless loop

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Olympic Torch Training

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Still on your left."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.