Infinite Treadmill Warrior T-Shirts

A runner on an endless loop

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Coronavirus Windmills

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Olympic Torch Training

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Wednesday wave.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'