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Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Road Buddies