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Lost again! I hope you kept a diary of your trip!

"I need to tinkle."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Running

"Trail mix?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Music producers.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I gotta take a four-month dump and No Bran!'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport