Track Warrior Mugs

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Still on your left."