Trail Warrior Mugs

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Nature Lovers

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Still on your left."