Trail Warrior Prints

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Nature Lovers

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Road Buddies