Tenure Track Warrior Mugs

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

'I'm not a great fan of tenure, but in my case, my doctor prescribed it, so what could I do?'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'This part was tenure.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Still on your left."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

The pole bolt

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.