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"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Still on your left."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

"Damn speed hump!"

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

At the baby oil factory.

Academy.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Tred carefully mill.

BMX riding in Bavaria

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

'Here it comes.'

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Banana

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall