Trolley Warriors Pillows

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Still on your left."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Shopping Trolley

"I'm a bargain hunter."

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

"Flight or fight!"

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

This one rolls a smidgen better....

Trapped in the treadmill.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.

Road Rage Highway

'Bloody 4WDs!'

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

'Did you remember to unplug the car?'