Trolley Warriors Gifts

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Still on your left."

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Shopping Trolley

"I'm a bargain hunter."

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"Flight or fight!"

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

This one rolls a smidgen better....

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

Winslebury - An Area Of Outstandingly Irate Commuters

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

For a speeding ticket in English, please honk once.

Trapped in the treadmill.

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Road Rage Highway

Thrift: Get as much amputated as possible.

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

'Bloody 4WDs!'

I think that guy is missing the point.

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."