Trolley Enthusiast Gifts

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

The Vineyard

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Walking To School Simulator

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Lowbrow Lolita

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Bull Treadmill

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Parents compare buggies

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

A baggage carousel

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Carousel Ponies.

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

Snail Taxi.

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'I don't stop for global warming.'