Travel Warrior Pillows

'Jet lag.'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

Thru versus Through Traffic

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Vaccination Passport

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'