Traffic Avenger Gifts

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

All-way stops.

Road Construction Blues.

"This is the worst parade ever."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.