Traffic Avenger Mugs

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

All-way stops.

Road Construction Blues.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"This is the worst parade ever."

Road signs.

Espresso Lanes

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"