Traffic Avengers Mugs

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

All-way stops.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Road signs.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Car Pools.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

Speed Limit.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."