Traffic Avengers Gifts

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Road signs.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Car Pools.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'This country is on the road to ruin.'

Clark gets nailed.

"I can't belive that I'm late for my own execution."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."