Traffic Jokers Gifts

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Traffic Jam

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"Airbnb?"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Move to Arizona.

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'