Traffic Jester Gifts

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"Bloody Chelsea Tractors!"

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Warning - This vehicle frequently cuts people off/up. " My please yield sign wasn't working."

Watch Your Speed! No Roadwork Ahead.

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

'Which finger do I use?'

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

'Zebra Crossing'

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Tourist

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."