Toll Troll Gifts

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Lynching on social media

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"This is not good at all!"

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Car traffic.

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Digital Signalling System

George Washington Toll Plaza

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

Last Exit Before Troll

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

Detour 50c.

"I’ve edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie...You’re no longer the world’s first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid...It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching....I’m afraid you didn’t make it."

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.

At the school for Facebook trolls

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

Next exit...COACH RACHETretired: 'Stop by for a good ass chewin'!'

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

"If we want to get people interested in the EU referendum we can't rely upon dropping in a few leaflets through letter boxes..."

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"