Toll Troll Prints

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Lynching on social media

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"This is not good at all!"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Car traffic.

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Digital Signalling System

George Washington Toll Plaza

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Last Exit Before Troll

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

"I’ve edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie...You’re no longer the world’s first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid...It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching....I’m afraid you didn’t make it."

Detour 50c.

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

I'm an actual troll and even I'm afraid to post on social media these days!

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

"If we want to get people interested in the EU referendum we can't rely upon dropping in a few leaflets through letter boxes..."

At the school for Facebook trolls

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Tap tap tap tap tap. Whatever, dork-boy. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

Next exit...COACH RACHETretired: 'Stop by for a good ass chewin'!'

Old Nudes are No Nudes

Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.