Troll Tamers Prints

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Parenting Business Deals

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."