Troll Tamers Pillows

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'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Babies

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."