Turtle Tamer Pillows

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"She does this when she's tired."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"So...what are you in for?"

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)