Tuna Tamer Pillows

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Litter Tray Training

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Crying baby

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."