Tuna Tamer Prints

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Litter Tray Training

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Crying baby

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Education Guidance

Happy Tots Day Care.