Tale Tamer Prints

"Spoiler alert – it's gonna end like it did the other 117 times."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Quiet Time

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Childhood Screen Addict

'I told you he had a temper.'