Tease Tamer Pillows

'That guy we make fun of all the time is here to see you.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Toys in the DVD Player.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"