Tease Tamer Pillows

'That guy we make fun of all the time is here to see you.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Parenting Business Deals

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."