Turkey Tamer Pillows

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The First Thanksgiving

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'We won't be having this turkey until next Thanksgiving. It says 'thaw out for 1 year'.'

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Education Guidance

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.