Trout Tamer Pillows

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

I bake my own bread

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"My turn."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"