Bush Tamer Pillows

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."