Bush Tamer Prints

Beware of the Undergrowth.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Getting Rid of the Cure

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'He micromanages all our trades.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.