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"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"She does this when she's tired."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"So...what are you in for?"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object