Turtle Tamer T-Shirts

Express their turtle-loving spirit with our witty and colorful turtle tamer t-shirts, perfect for casual wear or making a fun statement about their hobby.

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"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up." mockup

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

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"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!' mockup

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

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'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.' mockup

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again' mockup

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

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To do before Saturday...

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey." mockup

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

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"Lovely dovetail."

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'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.' mockup

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

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He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat. mockup

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

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"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?" mockup

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

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'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?' mockup

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

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"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse." mockup

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?" mockup

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

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"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!" mockup

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

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Parenting Business Deals

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Education Guidance

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'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.' mockup

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

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"She does this when she's tired." mockup

"She does this when she's tired."

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'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!' mockup

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

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Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible. mockup

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

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"So...what are you in for?"

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"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa." mockup

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

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'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!' mockup

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

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'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.' mockup

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

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"You'll have one bite of everything!" mockup

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

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"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!" mockup

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

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He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it. mockup

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

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"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!" mockup

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

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Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object mockup

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

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"Sealed for your diets protection." mockup

"Sealed for your diets protection."

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'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl) mockup

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

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Turtle Tamer T-Shirts Collection

Turtle Tamer Mugs

Discover a range of fun and witty mugs for turtle tamers that brighten mornings and fuel their passion for these lovable reptiles.

Turtle Tamer Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows adorned with playful turtle themes—great for adding a personal touch to their living space.

Turtle Tamer Prints

Decorate with our unique turtle tamer prints, capturing the slow charm and personality of these fascinating creatures.