Troll Tamer T-Shirts

"Anything you tweet may be used as evidence ..."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

To do before Saturday...

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Atomic Bear: Part 5