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Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Lovely dovetail."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Timber preservation

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Dentist Training School.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Golf Hil Divot

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"