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'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Lovely dovetail."

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He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Dentist Training School.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Golf Hil Divot

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Menace.

Superhero training.

"My turn."

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

"Because we're jerks."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

Scrapyard Worker

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"