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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

New Swiss Army Knife

Timber preservation

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Parenting Business Deals

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Storm'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Golf Hil Divot

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object